fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Randomize
