Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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