so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
vagina is talking i cant
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Randomize
