So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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