nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
she peed on how many people?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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