was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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