Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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