I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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