He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Thank you for not boning my boss.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I'm really busy with my period
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