So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Did we literally take a cab across the street
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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