you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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