It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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