Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Your mouth is God's brothel.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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