Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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