similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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