dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Randomize