Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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