: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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