I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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