I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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