idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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