He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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