no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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