Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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