All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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