I wish I only lived at night.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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