If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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