Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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