there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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