So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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