Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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