i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
That accounts for only three of the penises
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
