I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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