apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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