Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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