I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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