It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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