how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Randomize
