In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Is it because I queefed?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
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