whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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