...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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