Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Do vagina's smell?
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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