im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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