She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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