don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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