That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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