ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Randomize
