Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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