I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
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