i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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