She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
did i walk over a car last night?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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